Egg Remedy

My friend Katie's cat Freddie was really overweight and I was telling her that I think he needed to go on a diet. Suddenly the cat stood up on his hind legs and pointed at the ceiling with his front paw. Then he sort of fell backwards, and I thought he fainted, but turns out he was fine. Katie said the best way to help him was to sprinkle a hard-boiled egg on him, and so she did, the yolks and whites like confetti over him.